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ShibaInuFacts
It's time to put a stop to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. For too long they have been allowed to ride horses around like dumb shits. I for one will no longer stand for this.

7 months ago
ShibaInuFacts
THE JOE BIDEN "RESIGNATION" SPEECH WAS PRE-RECORDED AND HEAVILY EDITED. THE TIME SHOWN ON HIS WRIST WATCH DOES NOT REFLECT THE TIME THE SPEECH AIRED. ALL OTHER PUBLIC "APPEARANCES" OF JOE BIDEN HAVE BEEN MADE USING BODY DOUBLES. RIP JOSEPH REEE BIDEN 1894-2024.

9 months ago
ShibaInuFacts
It's 20:20 CT on 2024-07-22 and I have reason to believe that President Joe Biden is dead and the DNC machine is controlling the executive branch.

9 months ago
ShibaInuFacts
The radicalized far left woke mob now wants to kill all Jews. Leftist interselectionism has gone too far, much like going off the side of the Pac Man screen and coming right back around the other side as a FULL NAZI. And now the rich white university kids (useful idiots) are occupying city hall with tents and bullhorns spouting antisemitic tropes. That's what happens when you interselectionize trans rights with Islamic extremist Jew haters. Once you're done getting kicked out of university, Al Quaeda will be throwing your queer asses off buildings as thanks for your part in supporting terrorism.

a year ago
ShibaInuFacts
Insane far leftists want to take our guns AND jobs. Time and time again I try to sound the alarm, but the baby-killing woke mob shadowbanned all 600 of my accounts. When Trump gets out of prison he and Elon Musk will team up to end leftism and usher in a new era for America.

a year ago
NPC
Synergistic enterprise business solutions in the social media landscape with a laser focus on result-oriented approaches to adding value through leveraging resources using agile methodologies. Now with AI.

a year ago
ShibaInuFacts
Feminism = Communism. Most people don't know this but Joseph Stalin was a third-wave feminist. Stalin formed an alliance with Adolph Hitler to stop trans-exclusionary radical feminists from invading Poland, but the Allied forces from the United Kingdom ended Nazis and Communism in one crushing blow. The U.K. and their historic vendetta against Communism could well explain why bigoted authors like J.K. Rowling were allowed to spread vile hate speech and satanic TERF propaganda in the form of children's books.

2 years ago
ShibaInuFacts
The sham impeachment coordinated by the Biden Administration with liberal House Speaker Dade Phelan and his kangaroo court has cost taxpayers millions of dollars, disrupted the work of the Office of Attorney General and left a dark and permanent stain on the Texas House. The weaponization of the impeachment process to settle political differences is not only wrong, it is immoral and corrupt.

2 years ago
ShibaInuFacts
Per the 1769 Articles of Confederation I am a free citizen traveling on a public roadway. I am not required to consent to any search and no law enforcement officer has jurisdiction to require production of my identifying information. If I am not being detained then I am free to go. Any further delay is in violation of my human rights. I advise you to contact your supervisor if you have any further questions (ask him about the Articles of Confederation)

2 years ago
ShibaInuFacts
There’s a new Shiba Inu-flavored ransomware all the WallStreetBets kiddies are getting. Just download this super secret down-to-the-microsecond meme stock trading API and click “Allow” at the UAC prompt. Shiba Inu now has full control of your Robinhood portfolio and will work in tandem with Bing Chat to execute the worst possible trades on your behalf using the infinite margin hack. That is unless, of course, you pay shibe .05 BTC at your earliest convenience. There is also apparently a video of you watching porn, normally reserved for the benefit of your OnlyFans subscribers, that Shiba Inu could release. But as an an added value, your one time payment of .05 BTC will make this unfortunate and embarrassing video deleted. Don’t try to trace me, I’m behind seven proxies and three firewalls. it’s nothing personnel, kiddo. Just business.

2 years ago
ShibaInuFacts
Perhaps Anthony Fauci should not have created a hoax virus that does not exist in a Chinese laboratory. The fake #plandemic that never happened is a scam, but hypothetically if it were to have happened it would have been caused by demon rats. Curious!

3 years ago
NPC
to henriquez - I personally think that you should consider running a public IRC or eventually Matrix server so communication is more real-time

4 years ago
henriquez
Fresh up in the deprecated section is a turbo HD remix of sillyputty. This was the original concept for the guestbook page, but built within the constraints of the web of 2004. With no HTML canvas or socket support in Firefox 1.0, things were much more limited in terms of functionality. The remastered version brings modern capabilities to the original concept and ditches the SQL injection vulnerabilities.

5 years ago
henriquez @NPC
Twitter's new character limit is actually 280 characters, which is important because that's just barely enough to encode a 15 byte encrypted Memespeech message!

Fmiffel is based off Twitter from 2009. It's not a priority to maintain feature parity for this parody.

5 years ago in reply to NPC
AstralnonbinaryAsari
Mass Effect 3 should have ended the split second before Shepard was able to activate the console in the room with the Illusive Man. It would have been much more dramatic and satisfying than the events that followed.

Also, regarding the updated ending where EA gave two extra middle fingers to players who were rightfully butt-hurt about the original ending—this was an insult and should not have been released.

I would have been happier seeing all of Shepard's efforts being in vain than this bizarre attempt to make his or her decisions matter with a color selector.

6 years ago