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  1. the surprise

    I woke up with the intention of taking a piss and going back to sleep. And who should I meet in my bathroom? Only the biggest and meanest son of a gun this countrystate has ever seen. Blah, I can't believe these things come in this size. Is nothing sacred anymore??

    it's a keeper!

    BTW, I'm still plugging along on that Chess thing in the few hours I'm awake daily. The chat function is turning out to be a bitch, but it's coming. Okay, peace...

    Posted 2004-06-29 00:00:00 PST by henriquez. Comments
  2. mononucleosis

    Well if it seems as if there haven't been any updates for awhile, it's because I've been sick in bed with mono for the last week. I'm a bit better now, on the recovering side (as opposed to the semi-suicidal immobile side) and it's back to work.

    Coming real soon is ZChess- the online multiplayer chess extravaganza. I know I've been saying that for awhile, but now I'm actually well enough to finish it. Give me a week. The non-fuctional version is already posted!

    Posted 2004-06-27 00:00:00 PST by henriquez. Comments
  3. rage

    Wow. What a novelty to be regular and not shitting on five day intervals. That's one thing I won't miss about dorm food.

    But all is not well. I am overflowing with an unusual amount of rage. A fair amount is alright--it's what pushes me to be creative. But this is stifling.

    I'm back in homophobic midwest shithole undefined. My best friend is leaving. I don't feel close to anyone anymore. Bitch bitch bitch.

    At least I would still make a good drug addict.

    Posted 2004-06-10 00:00:00 PST by henriquez. Comments
  4. back home to undefined

    Yes it's true... I'm back in undefined for the summer. It's good to be home, although I already miss all my friends in Santa Cruz. My travels went well except for this $25 overweight luggage fee cuz my bag was 15 pounds over the 50 pound limit. Oh well. Worse things have happened to better people. Like poor old Ronald. Hopefully this summer will be nonstop excitement and entertainment. The Insplackible undefined and I will be making lots of awesome music, the likes of which the world has never heard. Music page. There shall be lots of time to make undefined.

    Speaking of that, I've made a couple of minor modifications to a few pages to make them run better. Most notably the homepage now has a "loading" screen while it's loading. The damn thing is 40 kilobytes of source code, and often the page would render before the scripts were loaded leading to Javascript glitches. No more. Other minor stuff will go unnoticed in the vast sea of human consciousness, much like the rest of this site. BAH.

    I have enclosed a picture of myself looking cracked out.

    Ok, bye bye!

    Posted 2004-06-06 00:00:00 PST by henriquez. Comments
  5. music page

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, past friends, present friends and future friends, let the music begin! (sobbingly) Yes, that's right! The pathetic music page is simply ready for you snot nosed acorn eaters to belch at. You can download a lot of the old music undefined and I put together.

    Keep in mind that this is simpeningistickeningly going to be updated with new songs over the summer as we produce moooore music. The Kill Yourself song is coming. It's going to be ready before the world is ready for it.

    Cheese out!

    Posted 2004-05-31 00:00:00 PST by henriquez. Comments